Chill the F*ck Out Coloring Book

Product Description

Chill the F*ck OutA Swear Word Coloring BookBy Hannah CanerPaperback; 64 pagesColor away the stress while creating works of profane art!Do you or someone you know need to Chill the F*ck Out? Look no further than this hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings – all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Nothing says relaxation like a stunning, hand-colored pattern that reminds you that you're the Queen of Fucking Everything or coloring an exquisite floral design that proclaims, Don't be a Dick!Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of just not giving a shit. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 30 pages of picturesque profanity, Chill the F*ck Out will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day while letting you be Fancy as Fuck.Features:32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoyPerforated pages for easy framingOne-side printing so colors don't bleed throughInstant stress relief and humor

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Defective Product

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Refused/Returned Order

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Damaged/Shortages

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