Creature Cocks King Cobra Silicone Keychain

Product Description

This King Cobra snake has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.There's always been something erotic about the way the serpent moves. Its slithering body moved by countless muscles, winding and sliding along the earth has been mimicked by belly dancers and performers across the world. Countless stories have been told of serpent gods and of the rising Tantric energy of the serpent awakening the mysteries of the unconscious and unknown. So when a magical snake appeared to you in the middle of the night on a trip to Southeast Asia, poised and equally dangerous and inviting, it's no surprise that you felt both alarmed and aroused. There was something about this creature, something otherworldly in its ethereal gaze. It knew your deepest desires and fantasies. As it slides toward you, your breathing becomes deeper, your body gets hot, and you cannot look away. The serpent has you in its sights and meets your gaze. You begin to sweat, the droplets running down your neck, your chest, your thighs. It was so hot you didn't wear anything to bed, and now you are naked and vulnerable in front of a mythical creature. Yes, this is no ordinary snake. As it slides between your thighs, you feel energy run through your body, up your spine, and even your fingers tingle. Then it slides inside you and what follows next, there are no words to describe...Mini Fantasy Dong: This slithering, seductive King Cobra snake has shrunk its red and black body down to fit in the palm of your hand and travel with you wherever you go!Fun and Cute!: These brightly colored mini dongs have character and will call attention to themselves! They're fun accessories and make great gag gifts!Flag Your Fetish!: Let people know you're a little kinky and like adult fantasy with these mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy dongs! Collect them all!Nickel-Free Metal and Premium Silicone: All metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin and silicone is squishy, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone.Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.6 inchesNote: For novelty use only.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

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Packaging

All merchandise is shipped in plain packaging for the utmost in discretion.

Shipping

Orders are shipped within 24 hours M-F. Any orders placed after 2PM eastern on Friday as well as Saturday and Sunday will not ship until Monday.

United States

We strive to ship all orders received before 4:00 pm Eastern Standard Time on the same day. Back orders are shipped per your instructions. Orders are shipped via, USPS, UPS Ground or Fed Ex Express Saver unless other arrangements are requested. We reserve the right to choose a different shipper than chosen at the time of checkout, based on cost and location. The customer is responsible for all freight charges, insurance, handling charges and C.O.D. fees.

Please feel free to contact us with any questions.

International Shipping

We ship only to the United States and Canada.

Free Shipping

Any current or future free shipping promotions are to the United States only.

Back Order Policy

We make every effort to make sure all products on our website are in stock. However, we can't carry every item in our store, so we do drop ship some items. We have several vendors we can order from, so we don't anticipate this happening very often. We will notify you immediately if a product is not available and will have to be back ordered. We will offer you a complete refund or give you the option of a product of equal or greater value. It is up to you.

Returns

Our return policy is simple. We don't accept them in most cases. Given the nature of the products, we don't think you would shop with us if we allowed returns. In the event of a problem with a product, we will do everything we can to assist in helping you contact the manufacturer for warrantied items.

Defective Product

Products with manufacturing defects must be reported to the manufacturer within the specified warranty period. Contact the manufacturer directly in those instances.

Refused/Returned Order

Refused or returned orders can be shipped once with additional shipping charges added. Orders returned again will only be reshipped after prepayment of additional shipping cost. The customer will be charged a 20% restocking fee and all shipping charges on restocked orders.

Damaged/Shortages

All merchandise leaves our warehouse in perfect condition. All concealed damage or shortages must be reported to AfterDark Fantasies within 24 hours from the receipt of goods.

If you receive a shipment that has exterior damage, has been opened or re-taped, you must file a claim at the time of delivery with the carrier. Please make sure the driver notes the damage. Save the original cartons and packing material for inspection by the carrier. Let us know immediately if you have had the driver note a problem. Contact your sales us with the reference number assigned by the carrier.