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Creature Cocks Lord Kraken Silicone Keychain

$9.99
SKU:
NP90993
Weight:
1.00 Ounces
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Product Description

This Lord Kraken tentacle has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.Big monsters have always enticed you, and as you venture out into the ocean on your ship, you feel your heart quicken with excitement, fear, and desire. After years of studying the lore and mysteries of the deep, you've set your sights on the Kraken itself! With a mixture of science and magic, you've done everything you can to summon it. As the waves begin to crash against the hull of your ship, you feel the rock back and forth as your whole world tilts. A rough day at sea, nothing more. But then something changes... the sky itself darkens and you hear a crack of thunder moments before the flash of lightning nearly blinds you! As you open your eyes you see it; the Kraken's long, giant tentacles grab the boat and the rocking suddenly stops! You stand still, bracing yourself, stunned. It's silent. As you carefully walk towards the edge of the ship and peer over you nearly fall off the boat when a loud, deafening roar erupts from a beast beneath the waves! As you whip around, the water has started to spray and everything is wet. Then you see it; the kraken, personified in a human-like form, just for a moment. It holds effortlessly still as you barely gain your sea legs again. Eyes as deep as the darkest part of the ocean. Skin, perpetually wet and glistening. And arms... at a glance it seems they have them, and after a second they show up as tentacles. You blink again and it's gone! But before you can think to scream, your entire body is grabbed by a giant tentacle, wrapped around your waist! Another one slips between your thighs, parting them, and the third pushes into your mouth. As you are dragged into the sea, you only feel the rich mixture of fear and pleasure as you feel every tentacle pressing into your most intimate of holes.Mini Fantasy Dong: This blue and gold tentacle has a twisted ridge and suckers all across it! Enjoy this tiny version of the big Kraken King's tentacle!Fun and Cute!: These brightly colored mini dongs have character and will call attention to themselves!Flag Your Fetish!: Let people know you're a little kinky and like adult fantasy with these mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy dongs! Collect them all!Nickel-Free Metal and Premium Silicone: All metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin and silicone is squishy, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone.Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.8 inches x 1.5 inchesNote: For novelty use only.

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Packaging

All merchandise is shipped in plain packaging for the utmost in discretion.

Shipping

Orders are shipped within 24 hours M-F. Any orders placed after 2PM eastern on Friday as well as Saturday and Sunday will not ship until Monday.

United States

We strive to ship all orders received before 4:00 pm Eastern Standard Time on the same day. Back orders are shipped per your instructions.  Orders are shipped via, USPS, UPS Ground or Fed Ex Express Saver unless other arrangements are requested. We reserve the right to choose a different shipper than chosen at the time of checkout, based on cost and location.  The customer is responsible for all freight charges, insurance, handling charges and C.O.D. fees.

Please feel free to contact us with any questions.

International Shipping

We ship only to the United States and Canada. 

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Back Order Policy

We make every effort to make sure all products on our website are in stock.  However, we can't carry every item in our store, so we do drop ship some items.  We have several vendors we can order from, so we don't anticipate this happening very often.  We will notify you immediately if a product is not available and will have to be back ordered.  We will offer you a complete refund or give you the option of a product of equal or greater value.  It is up to you.

Returns

Our return policy is simple. We don't accept them in most cases. Given the nature of the products, we don't think you would shop with us if we allowed returns. In the event of a problem with a product, we will do everything we can to assist in helping you contact the manufacturer for warrantied items.

Defective Product

Products with manufacturing defects must be reported to the manufacturer within the specified warranty period. Contact the manufacturer directly in those instances.

Refused/Returned Order

Refused or returned orders can be shipped once with additional shipping charges added. Orders returned again will only be reshipped after prepayment of additional shipping cost. The customer will be charged a 20% restocking fee and all shipping charges on restocked orders.

Damaged/Shortages

All merchandise leaves our warehouse in perfect condition. All concealed damage or shortages must be reported to AfterDark Fantasies within 24 hours from the receipt of goods.

If you receive a shipment that has exterior damage, has been opened or re-taped, you must file a claim at the time of delivery with the carrier. Please make sure the driver notes the damage. Save the original cartons and packing material for inspection by the carrier. Let us know immediately if you have had the driver note a problem. Contact your sales us with the reference number assigned by the carrier. 

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