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Creature Cocks XL Dino Dick Dinosaur Silicone Dildo

$69.99
SKU:
NP91008
Weight:
1.80 Ounces
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Product Description

Product Description

With beautiful, glittering blues, blacks, purples and teals, this Dino dong is about to outshine your other toys! With a massive, mushroom-tip head, you'll enjoy every time you pop it inside! The curved shaft has prominent veins on one side and a smooth ridge on the other. At the base are little dinosaur legs, a curved tail and a small pair of balls. It's as fun to look at as it is to ride! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strap-on harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult toy! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.The helicopter drops you and your team off at the base camp. It's your job to explore this unknown and unexplored island. It's lush and green with a tropical climate. The sweat beads on your brow. I'm going for a solo walk, guys. I need to stretch my legs after that long ride! you yell back at your team who are staying at camp. After such a long time cramped in small aircrafts, you are eager to explore and be alone. After about an hour of walking you find a small river and decide it's time for a rest. You take off your boots and clothes and decide to cool off and wash away the sweat and grime from your body. The water feels cold and icy, but it wakes you up and refreshes you. You run back to shore, leaving the water, and lay on your clothes and let yourself air dry in the sun. After not too long, something wakes you. You hear a shuffling sound and see that something is caught in your clothes, and crawling under it. It must be some small animal, you say to yourself, but as soon as you lift up your clothing to see you cry out in shock! It is a... lizard of some sort... but with a very odd looking head and neck! It's almost as if it was meant to look like a human dong! What in the world kind of creature are you? A nudge to your side alarms you again and you sit straight up to find a few more of these strange tiny dino dongs hopping around and nudging you. It seems odd and cute until... you see there are many, many more! They start to swarm you and then find their way on top of you, their little claws digging into your skin, and then wriggling their way between your thighs until, to your shock, they are inside you! You open your mouth to scream but another one hops inside your mouth! Before you know it, they've released a numbing saliva from their head, one that causes you to engorge and tingle, and these tiny pests have suddenly become a very big problem!Fantasy Dildo: This fun fantasy dong is a tiny dinosaur with a large dong for a head! It comes in a beautiful, glittery blue, purple, teal and black color combination!Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.Measurements - Overall length: 9.1 in., Insertable length: 7.2 in., Narrowest insertable diameter: 2.2 in., Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 in.Note: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.

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Packaging

All merchandise is shipped in plain packaging for the utmost in discretion.

Shipping

Orders are shipped within 24 hours M-F. Any orders placed after 2PM eastern on Friday as well as Saturday and Sunday will not ship until Monday.

United States

We strive to ship all orders received before 4:00 pm Eastern Standard Time on the same day. Back orders are shipped per your instructions.  Orders are shipped via, USPS, UPS Ground or Fed Ex Express Saver unless other arrangements are requested. We reserve the right to choose a different shipper than chosen at the time of checkout, based on cost and location.  The customer is responsible for all freight charges, insurance, handling charges and C.O.D. fees.

Please feel free to contact us with any questions.

International Shipping

We ship only to the United States and Canada. 

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Back Order Policy

We make every effort to make sure all products on our website are in stock.  However, we can't carry every item in our store, so we do drop ship some items.  We have several vendors we can order from, so we don't anticipate this happening very often.  We will notify you immediately if a product is not available and will have to be back ordered.  We will offer you a complete refund or give you the option of a product of equal or greater value.  It is up to you.

Returns

Our return policy is simple. We don't accept them in most cases. Given the nature of the products, we don't think you would shop with us if we allowed returns. In the event of a problem with a product, we will do everything we can to assist in helping you contact the manufacturer for warrantied items.

Defective Product

Products with manufacturing defects must be reported to the manufacturer within the specified warranty period. Contact the manufacturer directly in those instances.

Refused/Returned Order

Refused or returned orders can be shipped once with additional shipping charges added. Orders returned again will only be reshipped after prepayment of additional shipping cost. The customer will be charged a 20% restocking fee and all shipping charges on restocked orders.

Damaged/Shortages

All merchandise leaves our warehouse in perfect condition. All concealed damage or shortages must be reported to AfterDark Fantasies within 24 hours from the receipt of goods.

If you receive a shipment that has exterior damage, has been opened or re-taped, you must file a claim at the time of delivery with the carrier. Please make sure the driver notes the damage. Save the original cartons and packing material for inspection by the carrier. Let us know immediately if you have had the driver note a problem. Contact your sales us with the reference number assigned by the carrier. 

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