AfterDark Fantasies: New Products - Novelty Gifts

Prowler Vers Socks

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 12:15:43 +0000

The Prowler Vers Socks are a solid white color with the word VERS displayed on the sock band, and green tips on the heel and toes for added flair. These socks feature a Prowler logo along the sole, and they're perfect to wear with any outfit. Let potential new suitors know how versatile you c..

Price: $13.99

Ring For Oral Bell White

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 12:14:48 +0000

Introducing the little white bell by Little Genie! This classic little bell provides playful and passionate way to signal your partner that it's time to connect. With its eye-catching design and convenient size, this adorable bell is the perfect accessory to spice up your life! Simply give it a ge..

Price: $11.99

Ring For Sex Bell Red

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 12:14:47 +0000

Introducing the little red bell by Little Genie! This classic little red bell provides playful and passionate way to signal your partner that it's time to connect. With its eye-catching red design and convenient size, this adorable bell is the perfect accessory to spice up your life! Simply give i..

Price: $11.99

Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 12:14:44 +0000

Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? It's time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious "Jar of Fucks I Have to Give." This 4-inch glass jar is packed with 15 high-quality wooden "f*cks," this cheeky gag gift is guaranteed to bring laughter an..

Price: $11.99

Last Fuck I Have To Give 12-Piece Display

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 12:14:42 +0000

Introducing the Last Fuck I Have to Give, a cheeky novelty that will leave a lasting impression. Each POP display inludes 12 elegantly crafted jars features a single wooden "fuck" inside each one, serving as a humorous reminder of life's little frustrations. Whether it's a gift for yourself or som..

Price: $68.99

Prowler Trans Socks

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 12:16:49 +0000

Price: $13.99

Prowler Bi Socks

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 12:16:49 +0000

Price: $13.99

Prowler Queer Socks

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 12:16:48 +0000

Price: $13.99

Prowler Pride Socks White

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 12:16:47 +0000

Price: $13.99

Prowler Gay Socks

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 12:16:46 +0000

Price: $13.99

Air Freshener Bad Bitch

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 03:54:37 +0000

Fresh Strawberry ScentHigh-quality CardboardSmell ya later with this "Bad Bitch" Barbie-inspired cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Strawberry Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Price: $6.99

Pin Bad Bitch

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 12:19:32 +0000

1.35" H x 1.5" L x 0.5" WSoft enamel pinRubber BackerThis Barbie-inspired "Bad Bitch" enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!

Price: $10.99

Big Boobie Sports Bottle Beige 16 oz.

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 12:16:31 +0000

Boobie Chug Sports Bottle. Enjoy your favorite beverage while amusing your friends... anywhere, anytime!Features:16 FL.OZ. CAPACITYFILL WITH YOUR FAVORITE BEVERAGESTURDY DESIGNSPORTS-TOP FOR FRESHNESSHILARIOUS BOOBIE SHAPE

Price: $12.99

Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 03:49:05 +0000

What's the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It's a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite '90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the silly and naughty things they couldn't show on TV! The illustrations cont..

Price: $13.99

The Lord of the Smoke Rings Coloring Book

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 03:48:53 +0000

Experience the epic fantasy with an all-new buzz! The Lord of the Smoke Rings is a Parody Coloring Book for Stoners, featuring 28 pages of original illustrations of all your favorite characters, including Frodope Dimebaggins, Samweed Ganja, Legohash, Ganjaladriel, and Gandope The Green! Follow Fro..

Price: $13.99

Shots Penis Stuffy 12 in. Brown

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 03:48:46 +0000

Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable - with this plush penis you won't feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric, making it v..

Price: $23.99

Shots Short Penis Stuffy 11.80 in. Brown

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 12:15:29 +0000

Price: $29.99

Shots Penis Stuffy 24 in. Black

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 12:14:02 +0000

Price: $55.99

Shots Short Penis Stuffy 7.88 in. Brown

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 03:49:24 +0000

Price: $21.99

Shots Short Penis Stuffy 3.94 in. Brown

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 03:49:23 +0000

Price: $11.99

Shots Penis Stuffy 12 in. Black

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 03:49:21 +0000

Price: $23.99

Shots Penis Stuffy 12 in. Multicolor

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 03:49:20 +0000

Price: $25.99

Shots Short Penis Stuffy 3.94 in. Beige

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 03:49:18 +0000

Price: $11.99

Glow-in-the-Dark Googly Eye Pasties

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 12:13:00 +0000

Give your lover a laugh and a surprise with your googly eyes! Why not have a little fun in the bedroom with these humorously sexy high-quality pasties? Get sexy, get silly, and get googly! The vinyl pasties peel off the header back and are designed so that the eyes are above the nipples.They even ..

Price: $6.99

Friends With Benefits Porn Parody Coloring Book

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 12:16:06 +0000

The Friends With Benefits Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations parodying everyone's favorite 90's sitcom doing the things they couldn't show on TV! Relive some the most beloved "Friends" moments with an R-Rated twist that YOU get to ..

Price: $13.99

Wood Rocket Air Freshener Fuck You You Fucking Fuck

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 03:49:13 +0000

Smell ya later with this “Fuck You You Fucking Fuck” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Black Ice Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Price: $6.99

Wood Rocket Air Freshener Bad Mother Fucker

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 03:49:13 +0000

Smell ya later with this “Bad Mother Fucker” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a New Car Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Price: $6.99

Wood Rocket Air Freshener Daddy Paddle

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 03:49:13 +0000

Smell ya later with this “Daddy Paddle” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Peach Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Price: $6.99

Wood Rocket Air Freshener Middle Finger Peach

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 03:49:12 +0000

Smell ya later with this “Peach Middle Finger” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Cologne Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Price: $6.99

Wood Rocket Air Freshener Best Buds

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 03:49:11 +0000

Smell ya later with this “Best Buds” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Price: $6.99

Wood Rocket Air Freshener Purr Purr Pass

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 03:49:11 +0000

Smell ya later with this “Purr Purr Pass” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Green Grass Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Price: $6.99

Wood Rocket Air Freshener Spank Me Paddle

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 03:49:10 +0000

Smell ya later with this “Spank Me Paddle” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Sandal Wood Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Price: $6.99

Golden F-U Finger Trophy

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 03:51:24 +0000

Recognize the olympic level fucker in your home, school, office or team with the FU Finger Trophy. This 6 inch trophy is fully customizable for that unique fuckwad. Choose from our favorite accomplishments such as #1Boss, Winner, Participation Award, #1 Fucker, Best Ex, Excellence and Big Deal, or..

Price: $27.99

Bondage Bearz Freddie Flogger

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 12:14:41 +0000

Bondage Bearz, a playful collection of adorable stuffed teddy bears dressed in fun BDSM-inspired outfits.Freddie Flogger demands your attention as an adorable, fuzzy teddy bear decked out in elaborate bondage gear. You'll immediately submit to the cuteness that is this Bondage Bear, which comes we..

Price: $30.99

Rainbow Cocksicle Pecker Pop

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 03:51:03 +0000

PECKER SHAPED LOLLIPOP. Multi-fruit flavored rainbow candy.Features:Multi-Fruit Flavored Pecker Shaped CandyGreat TasteIngredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, water, artificial flavors, artificial colors: FD&C Red #3, FD&C Yellow #5, FD&C Red #40, Titanium Dioxide.

Price: $9.99

Bondage Bearz Gary Gag Ball

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 12:14:09 +0000

Bondage Bearz, a playful collection of adorable stuffed teddy bears dressed in fun BDSM-inspired outfits.You don't have to be a plushie to want this adorable Bondage Bear to join you in bed. This cuddly teddy bear comes dressed in full faux leather bondage gear, including wrist and ankle cuffs, al..

Price: $30.99

Bondage Bearz Gimpy Glen

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 12:14:08 +0000

Bondage Bearz, a playful collection of adorable stuffed teddy bears dressed in fun BDSM-inspired outfits.Get into extremely cute bondage play with Gimpy Glen, the only teddy bear that's not afraid to express his kinky side. Introduce Gimpy Glen to your favorite submissive or gift your beloved domi..

Price: $30.99

Shots Penis Stuffy 12 in. Beige

Sat, 05 Feb 2022 04:06:22 +0000

Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable. With this plush penis you won't feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party, a sweet sixteen, or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fa..

Price: $23.99

Shots Penis Stuffy 24 in. Beige

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 12:28:43 +0000

Price: $55.99

Shots S-Line Dick-Shaped Sexy Stress Ball

Sat, 11 Dec 2021 04:31:35 +0000

Having a hard day? Has someone been a total dick to you? This stress ball shaped like a hard dick will help you release some of that everyday tension! Weight package 7.02 ozProduct dimensions 5.12" x 2.36"Product weight 6 ozMaterials Soft plastic, Gel

Price: $17.99

Booze Implants

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 04:46:27 +0000

Hide your booze where everyone will look, but won’t dare to touch… unless invited. Each fun flask holds 4 ounces and they fit snugly inside of a woman’s bra. For best use, place the caps towards each other, so they appear to be part of the bra’s center. Great for hiding your booze at events!

Price: $8.99

Fuckable Gift Bag

Sat, 01 May 2021 04:12:21 +0000

Want to make a statement to the one you love? Or the one you would like to love? Wrap their next gift in our #Fuckable gift bag. It looks expensive and feels amazing! Our gift bags are high-quality bags made of thick, sturdy cardstock paper with elegant woven handles. This 10-inch gift bag has a w..

Price: $7.99

Suck A Bag Of Dicks 100pk Display

Thu, 30 Jan 2020 04:38:57 +0000

Suck A Bag Of Dicks Display - 100pk. Adult candy in a pecker shape. Fun party favor. Tell them to suck it. 100+ pieces per bag. COLOR: MULT-COLOR/RAINBOW@np2020-37 @summer2020-42

Price: $66.99

Suck A Bag Of Dicks 3oz

Thu, 30 Jan 2020 04:38:56 +0000

Suck A Bag Of Dicks 3 ounces from Candy Prints. Adult candy in a pecker shape. Fun party favor. Tell them to suck it. 100+ pieces per bag. COLOR: MULT-COLOR/RAINBOW@np2020-37 @summer2020-42

Price: $6.99

Towels With Attitude - Cum Rag

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 12:26:27 +0000

Cum Rag TowelThis functional and humorous towel gets right to the point. Machine washable and clearly marked it makes a practical gift for you or someone you love.

Price: $15.99

SI 3in Pocket Cocks (Bowl of 30)

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 12:50:12 +0000

Bowl of 35 PVC pocket cocks in fish bowl. Each is 3 in. long with 1.03 in. diameter. Assorted colors.

Price: $66.99

Dicky Squishy

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 12:02:54 +0000

Squeeze and laugh the stress away with Cartoon Dicky Scented Squishy Toy by Kheper! Designed with a playful cartoon face, Dicky Scented Squishy Toy is perfect for adult-themed parties, birthdays, bachelorettes, divorcees or as a gag gift whenever you`re in the mood. Banana-Scented cartoon penis sq..

Price: $9.99

Big Boobie Beach Ball

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 06:38:47 +0000

Hit the sand and bat around the Big Boobie Beach Ball. Looks like the real thing and holds up to hard play.

Price: $12.99

Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle (Pink)

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 00:09:57 +0000

Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle (Pink)Dicky Chug Sports Bottle. 20 big ounces to suck on!

Price: $12.99

Candy Penis Bouquet Display

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 23:14:32 +0000

Sexy Pecker Bouquet is a top seller! Each display has twelve 50g penis bouquets per display carton. Each bouquet has six assorted flavors/color 3-D penis candy suckers labeled for individual retail sales.

Price: $92.99