AfterDark Fantasies: New Products - Holiday

Cheeky Pornament Christmas Dickle

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:56:30 +0000

This is a pickle that looks like a dick. Some would call it dickle. Some may not even notice that suspect tip. Call it an incogpeen-o ornament. Think you can slip it past grandma?Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control t..

Price: $25.99

Cheeky Pornament Hot Lips

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:56:29 +0000

Ruby Red and freshly flossed, these lips are ready for a kissin'. Just watch out for the glitter. That stuff is impossible to get rid of.Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control testDepending on the ornament, standin..

Price: $25.99

Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:56:29 +0000

First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song Dick in a Box. Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube.Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individua..

Price: $25.99

Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:56:27 +0000

Being in charge puts a lot of stress on a fella. Traveling millions of miles in one night is an absolute logistical nightmare. Sometimes, you just gotta get Dominated to feel something. Santa...you a naughty boy.Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individually painted and goes thro..

Price: $25.99

Cheeky Pornament Big Balls Claus

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:56:26 +0000

We all have that friend who sees phallic effigies in everything. Big Balls Claus is that guy. We promise, the joke is funny even on the 100th time.Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control testDepending on the ornament, st..

Price: $25.99

Cheeky Pornament Ready Teddy

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:56:26 +0000

Teddy lives his 9-5 as the fluffy friend we all know and love. Who's to judge what a person does on their free time? Some would say having a gag ball shoved in your mouth is liberating.Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point qualit..

Price: $25.99